This Farm’s Run Out of Folgers
Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys
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Chorus:
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble,
The sun is risin’ but our energy’s seeing double,
From the rooster to the tractor, we’re stuck in a muddle,
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble.
Verse 1: Farmer’s Morning Blues
The farmer wakes at four, but he’s draggin’ his feet,
Without his cup of coffee, his day’s incomplete.
He tried to milk the tractor, thought it was a cow,
Without his Folgers fix, he can’t start the plow.
Chorus
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble,
The sun is risin’ but our energy’s seeing double,
From the rooster to the tractor, we’re stuck in a muddle,
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble.
Verse 2: The Farmer’s Wife’s Lament
His wife is in the kitchen, staring at the pot,
No coffee there to brew, she’s losing the plot.
Listening to his schemes about cows makin’ toast,
Without her morning brew, he’s gettin’ close to toast.
Chorus
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble,
The sun is risin’ but our energy’s seeing double,
From the rooster to the tractor, we’re stuck in a muddle,
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble.
Verse 3: Teenagers Seeking Redemption
Eighteen teenagers arrive, lookin’ for a pew,
After burning down Texasville, they’ve got some prayin’ to do.
But without a cup of coffee, they can’t stay awake,
Sleepin’ through the sermon ain’t a risk they wanna take.
Chorus
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble,
The sun is risin’ but our energy’s seeing double,
From the rooster to the tractor, we’re stuck in a muddle,
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble.
Bridge:
The cows are givin’ side-eye, the chickens won’t lay,
The tractor’s on strike, it won’t start today.
Desperate times call for desperate brews,
But hay-flavored coffee just ain’t good news.
Chorus
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble,
The sun is risin’ but our energy’s seeing double,
From the rooster to the tractor, we’re stuck in a muddle,
This farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble.
Outro:
The whole town’s gathered, sendin’ up a prayer,
“Lord, we need some coffee, show us that You care.”
Until that miracle comes, we’re stuck in this bubble,
‘Cause this farm’s run out of Folgers and we’re in trouble.
This Farm’s Run Out of Folgers – Alan Nafzger
