I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town
“The Braum’s Ice Cream Song”
Performed by Bale Harrison and the Texas Field Hands
I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town – DOWNLOAD
(Verse 1)
Well, my wife don’t care for city lights,
She’d rather be home than out at night.
But when the chores are done, and we need supplies,
I’ve got a little trick to get her to comply.
I say, “Honey, we’re headed for town and a store,”
But truth be told, it’s Braum’s we’re headed for.
(Chorus)
I gotta bribe my wife to go to town,
The only thing she likes in town makes her forget the crowd.
She ain’t got much love for the traffic and the noise,
But that peppermint scoop brings her so much joy.
Yeah, it’s Braum’s or bust, don’t you know what I mean?
She’ll only go to town for the peppermint ice cream.
(Verse 2)
She don’t care for malls, and she don’t need no shows,
She’d rather be where the cotton grows.
But when the pantry’s bare, and we’re running low,
I’ll say, “Braum’s got peppermint, she’s ready to go!”
She’ll hop in the truck, with a little grin,
‘Cause she knows what’s waiting once we get in.
(Chorus)
I gotta bribe my wife to go to town,
The only thing she likes in town makes her forget the crowd.
She ain’t got much love for the lights and the noise,
But that peppermint scoop brings her so much joy.
Yeah, it’s Braum’s or bust, don’t you know what I mean?
She’ll only go to town for the peppermint ice cream.
(Bridge)
Now I’ve tried everything, flowers and wine,
But nothing beats that ice cream line.
It’s the one thing in town that she can’t resist,
That cold peppermint is at the top of her list!
(Chorus)
I gotta bribe my wife to go to town,
The only thing she likes in town makes her forget the crowd.
She ain’t got much love for the crowd and the noise,
But that peppermint scoop ain’t really a choice.
Yeah, it’s Braum’s or bust, don’t you know what I mean?
She’ll only go to town for that peppermint ice cream.
(Outro)
So if you see the F-150 rollin’ through the city streets,
You know exactly why she’s takin’ that seat.
It ain’t for the stores, or the fancy scene,
She’s just here for Braum’s and the peppermint ice cream!
SPOKEN: The only thing she likes about this bump in the road is the peppermint.
I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
Braum’s Freshness and Corporate Culture
Braum’s Ice Cream and Dairy Stores have built a solid reputation around their commitment to freshness, quality, and exceptional service. Founded in 1968, Braum’s remains a family-owned and operated business, with its headquarters in Tuttle, Oklahoma. Their dedication to freshness is central to their philosophy, with every product sourced from their very own farm. By controlling every step of the production process—from milking the cows to processing the milk and making the ice cream—Braum’s ensures that the products served in their stores are as fresh as possible.
What sets Braum’s apart from other ice cream and dairy chains is their vertically integrated system. This allows them to oversee every stage of production and ensure that the food served in their stores is of the highest quality. They maintain their own dairy herd, which provides fresh milk for their ice cream, milk, and other dairy products. This hands-on approach also applies to their baked goods, where Braum’s operates its own bakery to ensure freshness.
Braum’s corporate culture emphasizes family values, community, and sustainability. By owning and operating their own facilities and stores, Braum’s creates a tight-knit atmosphere where employees work as part of a family. This culture fosters a deep sense of pride in the work, leading to exceptional service for customers. The company also prioritizes reducing its environmental footprint, with efficient production techniques and a focus on sustainable farming practices. All of this combines to make Braum’s a beloved institution in the regions it serves.
The Importance of Rural Folks Coming to Town for R&R (Raspberry and Relaxation)
For rural folks, the occasional trip into town isn’t just about errands or obligations—it’s about finding a little slice of joy and relaxation, and nothing does that quite like a visit to Braum’s for some R&R. In this case, “R&R” stands for Raspberry and Relaxation, two key ingredients for escaping the rigors of rural life.
Braum’s, with its fresh, creamy raspberry ice cream (or any other favorite flavor), offers the perfect pit stop for families and farmers needing a break from their day-to-day grind. Whether it’s after a long day in the fields or simply a chance to bond with the kids, an ice cream break in town offers a simple yet powerful way to recharge. It’s a tradition for many rural families, creating a moment where they can come together, share stories, and enjoy the sweet simplicity of an ice cream cone.
In small towns where gathering spots are limited, Braum’s serves as a community hub—a place where people meet, greet, and enjoy a little luxury in the form of fresh, locally-sourced dairy treats. For rural folks, this small indulgence helps keep the connection between country living and town life alive and thriving.
