Lyrics: Damn Cow, Get in the Trailer
Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys
Damn Cow, Get in the Trailer – DOWNLOAD
(Verse 1)
Well, the sun’s settin’ low, I’ve been workin’ all day
Tryin’ to wrangle this cow who just won’t obey
This steer’s stompin’ and snortin’, draggin’ his feet
But I’ve got plans tonight, I ain’t missin’ that beat
My girl’s in town, lookin’ fine as can be
And here I am stuck chasin’ durn Rumpus
I’m covered in dirt, I’m losin’ my mind
But one way or another, I’ll have this cow’s hide
(Chorus)
Damn cow, get in the trailer
I got a girl waitin’ in town
You’re testin’ my patience, but I’m still gonna make it
If I can just sell ya now
She’s wearin’ that dress, and I’m a mess
So please stop foolin’ around
Damn cow, get in the trailer
I got a girl waitin’ in town
(Verse 2)
Well, this ain’t my first rodeo, that’s for sure
But this ol’ cow’s got me beggin’ for more
He’s as stubborn as a mule, won’t take the lead
And my boots are covered in nothin’ but weeds
But I got a date, and I ain’t givin’ up
She’s pourin’ me whiskey, fillin’ my cup
So Rumpus, let’s quit this game that you play
I ain’t missin’ out on my Saturday
(Chorus)
Damn cow, get in the trailer
I got a girl waitin’ in town
You’re testin’ my patience, but I’m still gonna make it
If I can just sell ya now
She’s wearin’ that dress, and I’m a mess
So please stop foolin’ around
Damn cow, get in the trailer
I got a girl waitin’ in town
(Bridge)
Your sacrifice is my new pair of boots
And a night at Southern Junction
You’ll be the talk of the grill, I’ll be dancin’ with her
It’s just a old western function
So damn cow, don’t make me late
I’m tradin’ your hide for a perfect date
(Chorus)
Damn cow, get in the trailer
I got a girl waitin’ in town
You’re testin’ my patience, but I’m still gonna make it
If I can just sell ya now
She’s wearin’ that dress, and I’m a mess
So please stop foolin’ around
Damn cow, get in the trailer
I got a girl waitin’ in town
(Outro)
Damn cow, I’m beggin’ ya now
I got a girl waitin’ in town.
Damn Cow, Get in the Trailer –Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger


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