Cattle Belching All Over the Place
Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds
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(Verse 1)
Her-ferds are belchin’ out in Redford, where they’re preferred,
Munchin’ grass and chewin’ cud, not a care, not a word.
Angus fartin’ in Corpus, blendin’ in right among us,
With a moo and a burp, they sure don’t fuss.
Shar-lays hit the road for Santa Fe holidays,
Livin’ the good life, belchin’ all day.
(Chorus)
Cattle are belchin’ all over the place,
From wide open fields to the leftist urban space.
From the Rockies down to the Rio Grande,
They’re putting out gas, hard ta withstand.
They’re chewin’ and farting from dawn to dusk,
It’s grass gas, no need to rush.
(Verse 2)
Limousin smelling’ pretty, in between New Orleans and Salinas,
Headin’ where the grass is green, that’s where you’ll see us.
Simmental’s call Granite Falls a cattle congregation,
Brahman, a charmer, brings charm to Palmer’s station.
Texas Longhorns, no more corn, smelliin’ up Elkhorn fields,
Their horns spread wide fartin’ like wagon wheels.
(Chorus)
Cattle are belchin’ all over the place,
From wide open fields to a bustling space.
From the Rockies down to the Rio Grande,
They’re gasin’ up the place, hard ta withstand.
They’re chewin’ and farting from dawn to dusk,
It’s moo thunder, no need to rush.
(Verse 3)
Shorthorn’s reborn in Yamhorn’s every morn,
Gelbvieh keep shelves full in Telluride, no gas forlorn.
Brangus famous in Vegas, crop dustin’ the strip,
Santa Ger-trud-us movin’ through the Clovis dust, a bad trip.
Beefmaster growin’ faster down in Lancaster plains,
Red Polls got no control, and Lone Knoll complains.
(Bridge)
Murray Grey munchin’ hay near Monterey Bay,
Galloway leads the way, fartin’ as they play.
Devons expel heaven out in Evanston,
Cowboy’s say Piedmontese please, love that flavor.
Belgian Blue, workin’ up an Albuquerque air biscuit,
A Wagyu is new in Fort Killeen, farts bellowing.
(Chorus)
Cattle are belchin’ all over the place,
From wide open fields to the urban space.
From the Rockies down to the Rio Grande,
They’re cutting one loose, barking spiders.
They’re fartin’ and mooing from dawn to dusk,
It’s cattle biology, no need to rush.
(Verse 4)
Belted Galloway, every day in Santa Fe,
Movin’ slow, takin’ it easy, that’s the cowboy way.
Cows are munchin’, burpin’, and throat-blaring, expelling,
From high plains to hilltops, the Left’s pootin’ themselves,
So tip your hat to the herds that leave cowboys in clouds of it,
A cow’s life is simple, clearly the left don’t know ________.
(Outro)
The Left can’t handle these cattle belchin’ everywhere,
Fillin’ up the meadows with that beefy breeze.
I think dinosaurs and bison and mastodons pooted too,
Flatulence is here to stay, and we’re just passin’ through.
From ranch to range, the story’s the same,
But if ya wanna know what really burns the left…
Cattle are belchin’ ‘n’ fartin’ freely, and they ain’t ashamed a ________.
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Cattle Belching All Over the Place – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
