KLUR FM 99.9 – Wichita Falls
By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds
KLUR 99.9 – Wichita Falls:Alan Nafzger
Verse 1
Well, I’m drivin’ through town with the radio high,
K.L.U.R.’s playin’ and the cattle don’t lie.
I got trucks in front, trucks behind,
That Texoma twang’s on my mind.
Mama tried to get me to move away,
But Big Jim keeps me stayin’ another day.
Chorus
I’m tuned in to 99.9, Texoma’s best,
Where the BBQ’s smokin’, and country’s the test.
True Grit trivia before the storm rolls in,
In Wichita Falls, storm season about to begin.
From tractors to cowboy boots, we’re livin’ right,
With the country station on morning, noon, and night.
Verse 2
At the rodeo, or just stuck at the light,
With K.L.U.R., I know I’m goin’ right.
Every ballad’s long, but traffic’s short,
So I’m two-steppin’ like it’s my favorite sport.
And don’t get me started on the hayfield days,
When the ads for cubes roll right through the hay. Hey!
Chorus
I’m tuned in to 99.9, Texoma’s beat,
With songs about trucks and a rodeo seat.
The tumbleweeds roll and the wind picks up,
But with that true country sound, I don’t give up.
Bridge
They say we’re the leader, and that might be true,
But most days, we’re just fishin’ for somethin’ to do.
From George to Willie, they play it just right,
Keepin’ Wichita Falls country all day and night.
Chorus
I’m tuned in to 99.9, Texoma’s pride,
With boots on my feet and a tractor to ride.
When Mama tried to move me, I just hit rewind,
And K. L. U. R. kept me here, one song at a time.
DISCLAIMER: This song parody, KLUR 99.9 – Wichita Falls, performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds, is a satirical take on the joys of country radio and rural life. All references to KLUR 99.9 are purely for entertainment purposes and not intended to be a factual representation of the station, its programming, or its personnel. We love George Strait and the BBQ as much as the next Texan, but if you think your tractor is really two-stepping or your cattle are tuning into true grit trivia, you may need to turn down the radio for a moment and step outside for some fresh air.
KLUR FM 99.9 is a real radio station, but this song and all its claims are the creative result of Alan Nafzger’s comedic storytelling and the voice of Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds. Any likeness to actual cows, trucks, or storm warnings is coincidental, though we do appreciate the BBQ smoke signals from Texoma.
DOWNLOAD THE MP3 only if you’re ready for a good-natured, country-fried chuckle.
Auf Wiedersehen, y’all, and remember: this parody is a human collaboration between a cowboy, a farmer, and a microphone that’s seen better days. No AI was harmed in the making of this satire—just some boots and a hayride or two.
Originally posted 2023-09-07 14:50:33.