Lyrics: Every Time I Turn the TV Off She Says She Loves Me
Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys
Every Time I Turn the TV Off – DOWNLOAD
Verse 1
I’m sittin’ here watchin’ some “reality,”
Where nothin’s real, and it’s all a fantasy.
Gordon’s yellin’ ‘bout a perfect dish,
While my burnt pancake is the size of a fish.
The news looks like a beauty pageant show,
And the weather’s wrong, but who didn’t know?
Pre-Chorus
I turn it off, and what do I see?
She’s smilin’ right there, lookin’ at me.
Forget the laugh track, forget the fight,
Her love’s more real than my TV night.
Chorus
Every time I turn the TV off, she says she loves me,
Every time I stop binge-watching, she’s all I wanna see.
No more villains that I secretly root for,
I’d rather spend my time with her, that’s for sure.
Every time I turn the TV off, she says she loves me,
And I know, oh, that’s where I should be.
Verse 2
I used to watch those mansion homes,
Families broke but livin’ like kings on thrones.
Drama builds for twenty-three weeks,
Just for a cliffhanger that leaves me weak.
Those hospital shows? They’ve got no clue,
Can’t cure a coma with a love speech too!
Pre-Chorus
So I switch it off, and what’s the deal?
She’s right here, and now it’s all real.
No teenage actors with five o’clock shadows,
Just her and me, watchin’ the real show.
Chorus
Every time I turn the TV off, she says she loves me,
Every time I stop binge-watching, she’s all I wanna see.
No more perfect heroes or dystopian fears,
Her love’s the only thing that’s clear.
Every time I turn the TV off, she says she loves me,
And I know, oh, that’s where I should be.
Bridge
No more commercials with better plots,
No more home makeovers with magic shots.
Who needs a laugh track or a teenage dream,
When I’ve got the real deal, my own sweet queen?
Chorus
Every time I turn the TV off, she says she loves me,
Every time I stop binge-watching, she’s all I wanna see.
Forget the spoilers and those dramatic cries,
I’d rather see the love in her eyes.
Every time I turn the TV off, she says she loves me,
And I know, oh, that’s where I should be.
Outro
Every time I turn the TV off, she’s always there,
No plot twists, just love, no need for flair.
Yeah, every time I turn the TV off, she says she loves me…
And I’m right where I should be.
Every Time I Turn the TV Off – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
